EXTREMOPHILE … The Movie
which is the only movie that is not what You or Anyone might think it is until you’ve actually seen it properly, no matter what You read about it…and which cannot be described as comparable to any other movie ever made!
A Review and Analysis by Jean-Pierre A. Fenyo and Others.
EXTREMOPHILE … The Movie … Poster.
When I first saw this movie … EXTREMOPHILE … I found it extremely painful to watch and boring!
BUT …
BUT then… like a fine aged French Mediterranean Wine … hidden for centuries inside the depth of a large, famous winery’s cellar … somewhere in Les Pyrenees-Orientales … it ages well with the passing of Time & History!
EXTREMOPHILE ! ! ! The Movie !!!
EXTREMOPHILE …The Movie can only be properly understood and appreciated by watching it over and over again…each time from a slightly different state of mind!
To truly comprehend EXTREMOPHILE you need to watch in at least three different states of mind ! Otherwise You will not really get it.
THE FIRST STATE OF MIND ( for watching EXTREMOPHILE ):
The first time You watch EXTREMOPHILE, you should actually be totally sober and have just finished watching Alejandro Jodorowsky’s most controversial movie “The Holy Mountain” (1973); which you should watch while eating pistachios and very dark chocolate.
The second time You watch EXTREMOPHILE, you should have just watched Woody Allen’s movie “Bananas” ( 1971 ), preferably in both Japanese dubbing and in its original, whilst eating bananas or plantain chips…sweetened or salty, pending your health condition.
and finally:
The third time You watch EXTREMOPHILE, you should actually eat Kosher marshmallows and a tub of Ben & Jerry’s “Phish Food” I scream! Whilst first watching “Liquid Sky” ( 1982 )…paying particular attention to Anne Carlisle’s performance.
But even to truly understand this article on EXTREMOPHILE” …The Movie…one must first watch the following YouTube videos:
So…as you can already see; EXTREMOPHILE cannot really be written about properly, because of the nature of its own unique nature.
It’s a bit like Woody Allen’s masterpiece, “Zelig” ( 1983 ):
An Interview with The Director, Producer, Writer, Cinematographer, etc., etc. of “EXTREMOPHILE” The Movie.
Jean-Pierre A. Fenyo…IN FOCUS…Hocus-Pocus! ( JPAF )
Interviewed by The Anonymous Journalist. ( TAJ )
TAJ: “Is the movie ‘EXTREMOPHILE’, which is not your first movie…that distinction goes to ‘Saucered’, which has never been released to the general public…for reasons you refuse to talk about… so…is the movie ‘EXTREMOPHILE’ a movie that you think will eventually become a Cult Classic Post-Avant-Garde SciFi Art movie?”
JPAF: “No.”
TAJ: “No??! Is that all you have to say?”
JPAF: “No. But. But for now the question you posed is not one that I am willing to answer in any great detail.”
TAJ: “Really?! Then why the $@)* agree to being interviewed about ‘EXTREMOPHILE’ ?”
JPAF: “Because I need to promote this movie, so that everyone who would be interested in watching it, around the whole World, will know that it exists.”
TAJ: “Why? Why is this movie so freakin’ important?”
JPAF: “Now that… that’s an excellent question! ¿Why is ‘EXTREMOPHILE’ so freakin’ important that everyone who would really want to see it, should know about it? I will definitely answer this question, but only after you ask me your next question first.”
TAJ: “I don’t conduct interviews that way. Every consecutive question depends on what specific answer, if any answer at all, I get from my earlier question. So, I guess this means that this interview prematurely ends now.”
JPAF: “Can I ask you a question instead?”
TAJ: “You just did. Just now. But I did not come all the way here to be interviewed by someone who I was hoping to interview at length.”
JPAF: “I guess this will be the shortest interview you’ve ever conducted.”
TAJ: “No. I once had an interview that lasted less than 2 minutes.”
JPAF: “How so? Why?”
TAJ: “As I understand, you have also worked as an Investigative Journalist, among many other things, and have also conducted interviews. So, I understand why you cannot help but turn tables and start interviewing me. Well, there is a very good reason why I am known as The Anonymous Journalist, but if I told you or anyone what that reason is, I’d would risk being identified and would lose my global status of being The Anonymous Journalist. Anyway, I see no harm in answering your question. The interview that lasted less than two minutes was with someone who only agreed to being interviewed if I would promise not to reveal their actual identity, so that that person might remain anonymous, the way I too am anonymous! Anyway…it lasted less than two minutes, because that person was suddenly hit by a micro-meteorite that was within inches of killing me! I kid you not!”
JPAF: “Sorry if I am incredulous, but that sounds like something you just made up! You really expect me to believe such a thing happened?”
TAJ: “Hey! No need to get personal here. I have never, ever lied to anyone I have ever interviewed. Never! It’s the plain truth; that person I was conducting an interview with, died instantly. Had the micro-meteorite been larger than a pea it could have turned out far worse!”
JPAF: “Ok. I guess it would be pointless to ask The Anonymous Journalist, or any other anonymous interviewer, to provide solid evidence… At this point, do you have any other questions for me?”
TAJ: “Actually, I now do!”
JPAF: “I’d say…I’d reply …. to that with that stupid expression ‘I’m all ears, were it not such a silly-nonsense-stupid expression… Anyway, what’s your question?”
TAJ: “Is your movie, “EXTREMOPHILE”, about to become a major online success?”
JPAF: “That’s exactly why I agreed to be interviewed. The only way my movie will become a major online success is if enough people tell the various online video streaming companies that they very much would like it if “EXTREMOPHILE” would be promoted as widely as possible!”
TAJ: “Having seen your movie, I …. Ooops! Sorry. I just realised that I made a scheduling mistake and need to interview someone else, right now! Shall we continue tomorrow?”
JPAF: “No. Tomorrow I will be interviewed by someone else.”
TAJ: “What about early next week?”
JPAF: “That depends on whether tomorrow’s interview is a success or not.”
TAJ: “Have to go now…”
Above Photo may or may not be that of The Anonymous Journalist.
Anyway…here’s the Official Trailer for “EXTREMOPHILE”:
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Here is something from my late friendly Andy Kaufman, who played Galaga and TRON arcade games with me, during the two separate times we met and exchanged thoughts about women, TV land, women, and the meaning of Life:
